Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

Is Tom’s Percy Pigs habit now officially out of control? And what happens when Rom leaves his phone (and his Arsenal ticket) at home? This week on Wolf & Owl, Rom and Tom roleplay a very awkward chance meeting with Steven Bartlett, trade secrets on the perfect roast potato, and find out whether Tom’s idea of a family day out at Westfield was a bit too much fun. Send your questions and queries to wolfandowlpod@gmail.com A Ranga Bee Production. Chapters: 00:00 Intro05:04 Tom’s Percy Pigs addiction10:11 Is food fuel or joy?11:11 The secret to a perfect roast potato13:14 Fry-up standards19:23 Romesh’s Steven Bartlett podcast experience29:04 Romesh’s Arsenal day36:14 Romesh is a traitor38:47 Tom’s weekend of kids’ birthday parties40:49 Westfield Saturday night43:21 The lingerie table incident45:22 Tom feels like a kid again50:02 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Could Tom spin a grown man above his head like a cartoon strongman Which sad song is Tom planning for his funeral? And how has Rom's shower confession gotten EVEN worse? Rom and Tom also share their best advice on surviving a family wedding, Tom gets honest about imposter syndrome, and Romesh has a “fake it till you make it” plan. Send your questions and queries to wolfandowlpod@gmail.com A Ranga Bee Production. Chapters: 00:00 Intro01:04 Squatting too low and hip agony04:06 Tom picks his funeral song08:13 The great 80s power ballads10:18 The crack-first showering debate10:50 King Gary wins over a sceptic11:20 Estranged dad at the brother’s wedding16:30 Imposter syndrome17:01 Tom opens up about his own imposter syndrome19:01 Romesh’s advice: fake it till you make it21:37 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Does anybody actually enjoy doing box jumps?! In this episode of Wolf & Owl, Rom relives sandwich induced hate and Tom tried to sabotage Romesh’s career - The Tom Davis Show anyone? They conduct a KFC cereal taste test, chat tattoo plans and as well as a shared hatred of box jumps & yearning to wear tank tops. Plus, controversial takes on Clint Eastwood, hot-takes on hollywood classics and a deep dive into giant celebrities. Got a question, dilemma or poem? Email wolfandowlpod@gmail.com A Ranga Bee Production Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:29 Rom’s Non-Vegan Taste Test? 03:00 Tom’s KFCereal Trial 07:08 Lack of Pod Professionalism 12:28 New Hobbies and Tattoo Plans 17:05 Showbiz Names and Clint Eastwood 27:14 WhatsApp Groups 31:09 Giant Celebs 35:38 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s an email special of Wolf & Owl, and the boys have some serious best man drama to untangle. Tom and Romesh put their celebrity cameo skills to the test, with one of them accidentally dropping a line that sounds suspiciously like a restraining order. Then there’s the worst best man speech ever witnessed, an unexpected visitor and a Titanic theory that falls apart in real time. Plus, the boys announce a very limited-time offer for the festive season. Wolf & Owl cameos are officially open for business. Send your questions and queries to wolfandowlpod@gmail.comA Ranga Bee Production. Chapters: 00:00 Intro01:37 Is Cameo cringe?06:10 Tom’s cameo for Andy08:41 Romesh’s cameo for Neil 16:25 The worst best man speech ever18:57 Someone’s at the door...19:59 Rob Beckett reads an email23:01 Which movie character would you replace?27:36 Wolf & Owl cameos are now open28:39 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Romesh was cornered at a networking event and pitched a dildo of himself. That’s only the start of this week’s Wolf & Owl episode... Tom has had a full medical for his tour indluding a hernia check, a seductive removal of ECG stickers and a height revelation he’s not coping with. He also relives the night he lay silent in bed while a woman in the next room told someone on the phone exactly what she thought of him. Romesh confesses to a Percy Pig habit that’s out of hand and the boys settle (or fail to settle) pop chips versus proper chips,. Got a question, dilemma or poem? Email us at wolfandowlpod@gmail.com A Ranga Bee Production. Chapters: 00:00 Intro01:02 Tom’s got nothing04:08 Romesh’s function08:16 Tom’s one night stand12:22 Tom’s tour medical16:08 Peptides18:08 Percy Pigs20:44 Pop chips vs proper chips29:28 Barbecue sauce on the tube32:03 Dippy fingers33:36 Martin Kemp’s soirée40:21 The peking jackfruit incident44:56 Curry on the train51:04 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit…

Have Romesh & Tom ever embarrassed their wives? It’s time for another email episode, where we tackle everything you’ve sent in to us, from bad advice that nearly derailed Tom’s stand-up career to the scrutiny young footballers like JJ Gabriel face online, plus a wiping technique masterclass nobody asked for. Got a question, dilemma or poem? Email wolfandowlpod@gmail.comA Ranga Bee Production Chapters 00:00 Intro00:38 Tom’s Post Partum Advice04:45 Romesh’s Body Image Advice07:18 Partner Public Embarrassment 08:22 Toilet Paper Queries & Shocking Wiping Revelations14:55 Football Academies & Bad Advice21:58 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Why Is Tom Pitching a M.A.S.K. Movie To Romesh? Strap in, this one is is exactly as unhinged as it sounds. In this episode of Wolf & Owl, a chat about Terry Pratchett somehow turns into a full-blown debate on contentment, imposter syndrome and why winning an award never fills the gap. The boys then argue over whether Coco Pops are a justifiable expense if you’re living in a park. Then, Tom introduces Mister Fart and pitches Romesh a live-action M.A.S.K. movie... Got a question, dilemma or poem? Email wolfandowlpod@gmail.com If you've been thinking about therapy, BetterHelp can help you take the first step. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/wolfowl A Ranga Bee Production. Chapters: 00:00 Intro02:02 Terry Pratchett03:32 What is contentment?06:03 Social media and comparing yourself08:08 Imposter syndrome14:51 The Back to the Future ending22:36 Mister Fart28:12 Pitching a M.A.S.K. movie39:56 Tom’s closer: Megan Fox and the squirrels42:30 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit…

Would Romesh & Tom Survive The Army? It's the Friday Q&A, and the inbox is in a thoughtful mood. A 13-year-old is dreading the school morning, an 18-year-old is baffled by pub rounds, and a Royal Navy mandrill wants to know which branch of the military the boys would join. Plus, Romesh learns why you shouldn't put Vicks in a nebulizer...Got a question, dilemma or poem? Email wolfandowlpod@gmail.comA Ranga Bee Production. #WolfAndOwl #RomeshRanganathan #TomDavies #ComedyPodcast Chapters 00:00 Intro00:33 Romesh's Vicks problem06:14 Romesh hated secondary school13:24 Romesh's £40 night out16:36 Everyone's just trying to fit in19:08 Militant Mandrill20:43 Army, Navy or Air Force?23:21 A very short army career27:28 Would Romesh have made a soldier?29:33 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Is Romesh a doormat? In this episode of Wolf & Owl, Tom becomes Romesh's therapist to tackle his authority issues following a train encounter that has clearly triggered him... They confess their reality TV addictions, from Below Deck to the Kardashians, and debating what it would cost to do reality TV themselves.Plus, fan encounters, Transformers, concerning bathroom habits, and Tom shares his journey in building his boxer short collection, starting with Skims! A Ranga Bee Production. Chapters 00:00 Intro03:04 The lone wolf mentality04:14 Romesh’s authority issues and therapy role play18:01 Transformers and fan encounters23:04 Skims underwear28:50 What Tom & Rom really think of reality TV41:00 Reflections on using parenting as material47:40 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Why Are Romesh & Tom Flashing Their Balls? In this episode of Wolf & Owl, the boys embrace the autumn weather, discuss the guilt of leaving their kids, and trial some new greetings that definitely shouldn’t catch on. Plus, Romesh shares the story of flashing his balls during a colonic and, for reasons that will become clear, a special F you to Theo James and Guy Ritchie. A Ranga Bee Production. Chapters 00:00 Intro02:50 Is Romesh nice to Tom?04:30 Dealing with parent guilt 16:40 Greetings revealed 19:40 A moment Romesh will remember forever 21:00 Tom flashed his balls (& so did Romesh)23:54 Tom’s cameo on The Gentleman27:12 Roleplaying a killer called Trigger from Glasgow30:05 Romesh’s Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What was going on at the boys' high school sleepovers?! In this episode of Wolf & Owl, Romesh and Tom take a trip back to their childhoods and reveal some of the strange, awkward, and occasionally traumatic experiences that came with high school friendships. From imbalanced friend dynamics to outright strange parents and school rumours, the guys cover it all. Tom reflects on how our past teenage selves can still make an appearance today after bumping into people from high school, and Romesh deals with some old guilt, hopefully fixed by an inspired guided role play from Tom. It's a week of reflections from Wolf & Owl. Don't miss it! A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:55 Childhood sleepover memories 11:27 Rom’s unaged drinking story 12:40 Tom’s sexy sleepover rumour 16:28 A Blue Lagoon issue 19:38 Rom’s friend went missing (briefly) 28:28 Resorting back to being a kid 37:47 A high school throwback role play 42:46 Tom's Outro Learn more about your ad choices.…

Could Tom beat 100 eight-year-olds? In this episode of Wolf & Owl, the boys tackle some of the most important questions facing modern society, including what happens when your parents want to invite 18 extra people to your wedding, and whether Tom could take on 100 eight-year-olds in a fight. From the awkward realities of wedding guest lists, whether they’d actually attend a listener’s wedding, all the way through to dog party invites and dog diets. They discuss it all. Plus, Tom reveals another questionable chapter in the ongoing saga of his tattoos, and we hear about a tragic story of his testes. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:11 A predicament about wedding guests 06:51 Have Rom & Tom ever been to a wedding together? 10:03 A question on dogs 13:38 Tom’s tattoos 14:38 Tom’s testicle tragedy 17:21 Tom vs 100 8 year olds 21:39 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What happened to Romesh at Radio 2 In The Park? In this episode of Wolf & Owl, Romesh and Tom look back at some of their most awkward moments in comedy, from disastrous panel show appearances to the realities of dealing with hecklers. Romesh goes into detail after revealing a particularly embarrassing and sticky situation at Radio 2 In The Park during an interview with Appleton and Deacon Blue. And Tom opens up about his recent increase in professional anxiety and the pressure of getting things right on TV. Plus, we have tales of airport and flying etiquette, Rasputin intrigue, Below Deck catch ups and some questionable celebrity role plays. Another week, another collection of embarrassing stories from the Wolf & Owl. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:43 A compliment for Tom 01:55 Romesh’s panel show mishap 05:45 Tom’s show panic story 08:43 Tom’s professional anxiety 09:55 Tom’s take on The Romesh Show 11:20 Revisiting foot golf 13:03 A message to the critics…

How to handle social trolls? In this episode of Wolf & Owl, the boys are back with another collection of bizarre listener questions, questionable role plays, and deeply unnecessary discussions. Plus, they get the first listen at a brand new Wolf & Owl song and present the question: could this go to the charts? Elsewhere, Romesh and Tom revisit their infamous Josh Widdicombe and Ross Kemp role play before attempting another one that goes spectacularly wrong. They also discuss tummy sticks, music speaker etiquette, and whether you really need social media to stay in the loop. And we address the topic of when friendly banter begins to cross a line. From cutting down on social media to dealing with online trolls, they cover all of your email conundrums. If you've been thinking about therapy, BetterHelp can help you take the first step. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/wolfowl A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:48 An email special song 04:18…

What's the best way to get rid of fat? In this episode of Wolf & Owl, the boys are dealing with some of life’s less glamorous problems, as one family battles a full-blown outbreak of nits, and another discovers an absolutely horrific maggot infestation in the bin. Tom and Rom also get into the complicated world of body image, weight loss, and visceral fat, discussing everything from liposuction and CoolSculpting, to the realities of trying to change your body or accept it as is. Plus, Tom has a serious beef with wasps that needs exploring, the boys realise they’ve forgotten to set up the annual Wolf & Owl Fantasy Premier League, and they discuss their hopes for GTA 6. Another week, another collection of deeply unpleasant household problems from Wolf & Owl. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:59 A nits outbreak 03:30 Cooties 05:30 How to combat fat 14:00 Body image 22:31 A maggot mess 25:08 Tom’s insect beef 33:45 A side note on heart disease 34:34 On Richard…

What's Tom & Romesh's best weird food combos? In this episode of Wolf & Owl, Romesh and Tom tackle some of life’s more important questions sent in by you, including how you should talk to your kids about drugs, whether boredom is actually a good thing and why Tom has absolutely no time for fancy soups. Elsewhere, the boys discuss their own youth, bizarre food combinations and share their thoughts on spending time alone and combating the experience of FOMO. Plus there's a debate on which characters they're more like from Fresh Prince and some soufflé hate from Romesh. Just another week of Wolf & Owl wisdom. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:42 Parenting advice on drugs 09:26 A question on strange food combos 14:01 Tom doesn’t do fancy soup 18:00 Some advice on boredom and alone time 24:36 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What happened to Tom at Heathrow? In this week's episode, Tom tells us all about the chaos of a stressful trip through Heathrow, where a simple question led to him unloading all of his travel stress in spectacular fashion on a stranger. Elsewhere, the boys discuss the etiquette of being asked for a photo, holiday fails, dog walking small talk, and the world of Raya, online dating, and the bizarre phenomenon of being catfished. Plus, Tom attempts to turn a red squirrel, a pottery class, and a chicken jalfrezi into a meaningful story. If you've been thinking about therapy, BetterHelp can help you take the first step. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/wolfowl A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:10 Snapchat 02:21 Dog chat 04:01 A side note on testosterone 04:34 Dog walking 06:56 Tom’s signalling scheme 10:56 The trouble with Rom 11:44 Tom’s Heathrow story 16:19 Rom’s holiday 18:00 Asking for photos 21:37 Rom’s airport mishap 28:50 Fast food and…

How do the boys keep their beards so well groomed? In this episode of Wolf & Owl, Romesh and Tom tackle your listener questions, from friendship and what happens when life starts to change, to beard maintenance. Elsewhere, the boys rank their top five pastries, debate the merits of puff, shortcrust and filo, and attempt to answer the important question: how many samosas could one person actually eat? Plus, there's some holiday fashion advice, a debate about the perfect swim shorts and a deep dive into manscaping and the dangers of ingrown hairs. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:32 An email on changing friendships 04:42 Tom’s advice 06:40 Rom’s advice 08:57 Top 5 pastries 13:50 A question on holiday clothes 16:02 Rom calls out Tom 17:35 Holiday attire advice 21:17 A compliment from Tom 23:11 Beard questions 27:40 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Is Romesh really the weakest link? In this episode of Wolf & Owl, Romesh questions whether he's the "dud" in his various projects, but Tom is having absolutely none of it. The pair discuss Romesh's success, behind the scenes at BBC Radio 2, and whether he's giving himself enough credit. Elsewhere, Romesh and the boys get into parenting, tough love and pets, while Tom finds himself struggling with household duties while his wife recovers from surgery. But it wouldn't be Wolf & Owl without a tangent. The boys digress into a big debate on The Marvel Universe. Plus, there's a discussion on the power of having a growth mindset and chat of haircuts, plugs, and a surprising AI French crop moment. Another week, another collection of questionable decisions from Wolf & Owl. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. If you've been thinking about therapy, BetterHelp can help you take the first step. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/wolfowl Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:35 Who’s the best…

How would you handle a school bully? In this episode of Wolf & Owl, Romesh opens up about being bullied at school and he shares a story about a fight that left a lasting impression. The boys discuss racism and answer an email on how to deal with your child being bullied. Elsewhere, they tackle a particularly unfortunate skid mark scenario before getting into some important toilet tips courtesy of Tom. Another week, another collection of questionable stories and life lessons from Wolf & Owl. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. If you've been thinking about therapy, BetterHelp can help you take the first step. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/wolfowl Chapters 00:00 Intro 03:01 School bullying and racism 05:05 Romesh’s school fight 11:00 How to handle it 15:31 A skid mark scenario 12:51 Some safety advice 24:01 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What happened in Tom's kitchen this week? In this episode of Wolf & Owl, Tom has had an absolute nightmare of a week with a kitchen disaster that includes a knife, a lot of blood and an absence of clogs. Romesh also has some important safety advice before the pair move on to holidays, impressions and the realities of coming up in comedy. Elsewhere, they debate whether you should name sex with your wife? Plus there's a story all about the strangeness of the world of Facebook and friendships. Another week, another collection of questionable decisions from Wolf & Owl. If you've been thinking about therapy, BetterHelp can help you take the first step. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/wolfowl A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Would you rather find 10,000 cockroaches or a man living in your loft? On this week’s Wolf & Owl, Tom and Romesh tackle some very important questions, sent in by you, including how to show appreciation and whether there’s anything wrong with a woman proposing to a man. Things take a turn when they debate: would you rather discover 10,000 cockroaches in your loft, or one mysterious man who has secretly been living there for four years? And to help get to the answer, a role-play ensues, where Tom takes on the part of a very questionable phrogger. Plus, the boys discuss what makes a great curry and who’d make the best dinner guests for a curry night out. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:41 How to show appreciation for your partner 06:17 A side note on curries 08:53 Would You Rather? 10:21 A phrogging sketch 16:10 Should a woman propose? 22:07 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What are the Wolf & Owl's top tips for manscaping? On this week’s Wolf & Owl, Tom and Romesh get into the important stuff: feet, showers, skincare and exactly how you're supposed to wash your arse. Tom reveals his emotional story behind getting his first ever pedicure at 46, while Romesh introduces Tom to his new Korean skincare routine. Elsewhere, Tom tells us about his date night as a Luke Combs concert, including an awkward social encounter, before declaring himself a fully-fledged country music fan. Plus, there’s a discussion about dinner parties, biscuit bingeing and another unforgettable Tom Davis story to finish. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. If you've been thinking about therapy, BetterHelp can help you take the first step. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/wolfowl Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:25 Toenails and pedicures 15:37 A debate on washing 20:05 Korean skincare 21:36 Beard scaping 23:01 Luke Combs, cowboys and date night 24:47 Tom’s socially awkward…

How do you stop procrastinating? On this week’s Wolf & Owl, Tom and Romesh answer your emails, giving advice on everything from unrealistic expectations to learning to feel comfortable in your own skin. They also tackle one of the biggest problems facing us all: procrastination. From writing scripts and stand-up to finishing their books, Romesh shares his top tips for getting things done when your brain would rather do absolutely anything else. Plus, there's a debate on which films would be best suited for a Muppets remake. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:11 Tom hates the new World Cup song 03:40 On patriotism 06:21 ⚽ Hate continued 07:42 A question on your summer body 17:22 How to stop procrastinating 20:32 Tour competition 21:30 Romesh’s procrastination top tips 27:05 A Muppets question 29:51 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How do you deal with people who don't like you? The Wolf and the Owl join us again to talk about therapy, cortisol, managing stress and accepting that sometimes people just aren't going to vibe with you. From an insight into Tom’s bedtime routine, to discussing the dangers of leaving your emotional "tabs" open and an important debate on poo etiquette, it's a varied episode packed with role plays, scenarios and advice. Plus, Tom pushes Rom to spill some of the The Traitors tea and discuss why spoilers might be the worst thing about modern TV. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:01 A sleep situation 06:25 Cortisol conversation 08:26 Therapy talk 11:40 A role play on speaking up 16:54 A stomach rumble interruption 17:26 Wrong words and Trumpism 19:45 Tom’s bathroom window beef 21:43 An awkward scenario 25:31 Poo etiquette 33:30 Method acting 35:04 How Tom deals with haters 38:28 Tom wants to talk Traitors 42:23 Not being liked 45:59 Tom’s Outro Learn more about…

Can you have a best friend over 30? On this week's Wolf & Owl, we're back in the inbox answering your emails, from wedding planning headaches, to poo robberies, to one of life's biggest questions: can you still have a best friend post-30? The guys tackle an unforgettable burglar dilemma, (yes, it involves someone being caught on the toilet), and somehow end up talking about goats and Tom's big issue with them along the way. Keep sending your questions, dilemmas and voice notes to wolfowlpod@gmail.com. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What happens on a boys' trip to Paris? On this week's Wolf & Owl, Tom and Romesh unpack their recent trip to Paris, from filming with Rob Beckett and Josh Widdicombe, to a disastrous bout of food poisoning after a group meal. Elsewhere, the boys debate the mind-boggling idea of a transatlantic tunnel, discuss whether AI could eventually make money irrelevant, and Tom struggles to understand the Eurostar. Plus, they talk wraps, Nandos, holiday gifts, and Tom rounds things off with another classic story and life lesson. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:40 On The Whiskey Brothers 02:10 A dad & son role play 11:19 An exclusive 12:05 The Eurostar 17:46 The problem with wraps 19:30 An update on the transatlantic tunnel 23:21 Will money be irrelevant? 23:53 Some trip observations 25:09 Rom thanks Tom 27:00 The golf meal from hell 31:12 On Paris 34:06 Biscuits & holiday gifts 39:05 Kick & Beavo 40:57 Tom’s Flint Rock story 45:21 Outro Learn more about your ad…

Do the Wolf and Owl believe in ghosts? This week, Tom and Romesh dive into another batch of your emails, tackling friendship dilemmas, lies, condiment controversies and the paranormal. The boys discuss whether you should confront a friend who's secretly back with their ex, reveal their favourite condiments and Romesh christens himself a "Hot Sauce Don". Plus, we receive some bizarre listener pictures of what they think producer Jon looks like. From debating ghosts and aliens, to mango chutney and mint sauce, it's another gloriously chaotic episode of Wolf & Owl. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 01:02 A friendship on the line 10:13 A condiment conundrum 11:44 Romesh loves TikTok 13:25 Favourite condiments 18:23 Some guesses on Jon 21:38 Paranormal experiences 29:05 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re talking… Tom’s technical meltdown, Euro predictions, vegan shoes, rugby challenges and a startling lack of holiday romance success. And if all that wasn’t enough, we then answer some email questions about Ed Sheeran, life changes since lockdown and tips for looking after a bald head. For any feedback, questions or comments please email us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com - we’d love to hear from you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Should Tom and Romesh get each other tattooed on their backsides? This week on Wolf & Owl, Tom and Romesh tackle Tom's tattoo addiction and ask the important question all friendships ultimately arrive at, shall we tattoo each other on our arses? Plus another question arises, what would they actually do if The Purge became reality? From debating guns and home invasions to an unexpected role play of Ross Kemp and Josh Widdicombe that absolutely nobody could have expected. Not to forget, a classic tale from Tom to top it off. Don't miss it. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 03:43 On guns 10:36 Home invasions 12:11 The Purge question 16:20 Tom’s beef with Ross Kemp’s rage 18:07 A Josh Widdicombe, Ross Kemp roleplay 24:05 What would Rom do during The Purge? 26:55 The boys's addictions 28:05 Tattoo chat 40:25 Tom's story 43:00 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What's Tom's beef with Vernon Kay? This week on Wolf & Owl, Tom and Romesh tackle another batch of emails from you. Addressing awkward, backhanded compliments to a listener's unexpected experience in a sensory deprivation tank. The boys discuss why complete relaxation can sometimes have surprising side effects, share their thoughts on "negging" and Tom shares a story of a strange encounter in Jersey. Plus, Tom has a say in Rom's show attire and there's a heartfelt plea for Vernon Kay to finally acknowledge his gifted electrolytes. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:45 The first email 03:25 Tom’s bugbear with Vernon Kay 07:02 Meditation boners 10:09 Tom’s shocking Jersey story 12:35 A stinky shirt dilemma 13:47 Am I the arsehole? 17:28 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Are influencer boxing matches ruining real boxing? This week on Wolf & Owl, we dive into the world of influencers, the Sidemen drama and the rise of Misfits Boxing. Plus the boys discuss getting older and attempting to stay fit without immediately injuring yourself, Rom shares his latest gym disaster and the pair open up about the realities of social media criticism. To wrap it up as usual, Tom delivers another classic tale, with the story of Dalton Creepy, the NASA cleaner who proves it's never too late to achieve your dreams. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:05 The aura curve and Gymskin 05:20 On Sidemen 05:20 Misfits Boxing 16:35 Tom & Rom’s doppelgängers 19:46 Dealing with negative comments 25:39 Getting older and working out 28:31 Tom’s astronaut story 33:07 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Is Romesh really retiring at 50? Tom and Romesh clear up the recent retirement rumours before diving into your latest emails, including a debate about the over-exposure of dogs and a dramatic affair story from a listener who's questioning the future of their secret relationship. Another week, another email answered and some solid advice from the Wolf and the Owl. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:47 A question on dogs 02:31 Romesh addresses his retiring comment 03:29 Dog lovers continued 11:09 Do the wives listen to the pod? 11:53 An email about a secret relationship 20:20 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Can Tom save a marriage? This week on Wolf & Owl, Tom attempts to settle a marital argument while Romesh shares a story involving a fire extinguisher that doesn't quite go to plan. Elsewhere, the boys discuss health scares, heart attacks, spicy food challenges and we have a very exciting announcement, before wrapping things up in the only way Wolf & Owl knows how, an ever-inspiring monologue from Tom. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:46 Tom’s electrolyte company 05:57 Health and heart attacks 11:42 Romesh’s fire extinguisher story 18:10 On the spicy chip challenge 18:49 Romesh’s news 20:09 Tom’s bad services experience 22:13 An announcement 26:43 Tom mediates a marital argument 37:10 Tom's Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Would Tom and Romesh ever host Saturday Night Live? This week on Wolf & Owl, the boys address Romesh's worst fart story. Plus we answer your emails about the strangest public encounters we've ever heard. From discussing whether they'd ever take on Saturday Night Live UK to opening up about their changing relationship with alcohol, it's another glorious episode. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:48 Revisiting Romeh’s fart story 06:51 Answering your emails 13:13 Would they do SNL? 17:50 Thoughts on cutting out alcohol 26:33 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Is it okay to check someone else's underwear? This week, Tom and Rom debate whether Toy Story should have stopped at three films, reveal their cinema snack choices and debate Master Of The Universe and Celebrity Gladiators. There's also a conversation about brain training, Tom's memory, the impact of pornography, and dating an Only Fans creator. Plus, some unfortunate stories about suspicious underwear... Maybe we need a part two. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform. Chapters 00:00 Intro 04:04 On Toy Story 08:51 Ciinema food discussion 11:20 Character ranking 12:35 Is Tom pranking Rom? 15:13 Rom’s Master Of The Universe review 20:05 Tom’s memory and Sudoku 22:26 The p*rn effect 31:50 OF and relationships 35:09 Celebrity Gladiators 37:18 Underwear and fart tech 40:26 Tom’s outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Should we do a mukbang? Tom and Romesh are back tackling your listener dilemmas, and this week things get surprisingly heated over a neighbour who took it upon themselves to give someone else's cat a haircut... with disastrous consequences. Expect a debate on dog poo etiquette, a tangent about squirrels and a discussion on unsolicited photos. Plus, after talking about it for years, could the Wolf & Owl mukbang finally be happening? A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform. Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:25 A flashing question 04:50 A side note on squirrels 06:17 Pet advice 14:45 Pet poo etiquette 18:53 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What would happen if Tom and Romesh started their own Diary of a CEO? On this week's Wolf & Owl, the boys settle into their brand new studio before taking the mickey out of some of the biggest podcasts around. From The Diary of a CEO to The Rest Is Entertainment (and even a cycling podcast nobody asked for), no podcast is safe. Elsewhere, Tom gives Romesh some questionable dad advice, and the pair role play some bizarre audition scenarios. As always, expect complete nonsense, the odd surprisingly wholesome moment and plenty of reasons to email us your questions, dilemmas and ideas for future episodes at wolfowlpod@gmail.com A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:40 A present for Jermaine 04:48 Itchy & Scratchy vs Tom & Jerry 05:51 Auditioning 13:00 Romesh’s audition 17:16 Some Dad advice 27:14 Ranking best actors 30:16 Our own Diary Of A CEO 36:05 What can we do next? 37:10 A cyling skit 41:04 Tom’s hallmark read 42:46 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit…

Is it harder to make friends after 40? On this week’s episode of Wolf & Owl, Rom and Tom tackle one of life’s trickier questions as they dish out advice on making new mates as an adult and why it can be harder after you hit 40. There’s also a Home Alone deep dive, a surprising switch up from Tom on his Gordon Ramsay opinion, a debate about Itchy And Scratchy and inevitably, one of Tom’s most revolting stories yet. As always, the boys are answering your emails, oversharing where absolutely nobody asked them to and some terrible American accents from Tom. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. 00:00 Intro 00:56 Tom’s American accent 3:30 On Home Alone 4:52 Itchy & Scratchy vs Tom & Jerry 7:27 Tom’s vulgar poo story 9:16 An email from you 11:50 Tom goes backtracks on Gordon Ramsey 16:26 Advice on making friends 22:05 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Would Tom get a hair transplant? Would Rom get cosmetic work done? And is lending your mates money ever actually a good idea? On this week’s episode, the boys get into childhood films that shaped them, questionable fashion choices, pub stories and they tackle the age-old question of whether you should lend mates money. There’s also a trip down memory lane as Rom and Tom revisit an old photo of themselves, plus a deep dive into dental trauma. Don't forget to sign up to our Instagram broadcast channel for Wolf & Owl updates and keep sending your questions, dilemmas and voice notes to us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 00:40 On excitement 05:45 Opinions on movies 12:27 Would the guys get work done? 13:10 A Tom & Rom throwback 14:39 Are moustache’s sexy? 15:26 Tom’s hero story 20:52 Why Tom stopped drinking 23:53 Rom’s dentist trauma 27:18 Lending mates money 35:11 Tom’s fashion faux pas 44:04 Tom’s poetic outro Learn more about your ad…

What way up should you eat a chocolate digestive biscuit? Is there anything that baked beans don’t go with? And why can’t Romesh ever be seen in public in Barcelona again? Also, our advice worked! Congratulations to the nervous numbat on his engagement! You too, could be the recipient of some potentially life-changing advice friends, send your questions, dilemmas, pictures and voice notes to us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters: 00:00 Intro00:28 Proposal03:02 Baked bean curry07:58 Rom’s Barcelona story12:51 Chocolate digestives17:09 Stalkers vs fans23:59 Drawings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Will Romesh retire from comedy at 50? Will ‘Heartbreak is the hardest thing’ become a chart-topping single? And will Tom wear a toupee?On this week’s episode we also reveal our matching Wolf & Owl tattoos - yes, we got it done! Plus, the Wolf & Owl club night IS happening! Make sure to sign up to our Instagram broadcast channel for Wolf & Owl updates and keep sending your questions, dilemmas and voice notes to us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. 00:00 Intro00:36 Tattoo reveal4:37 Michael Jordan6:31 The big step back10:03 Romesh the movie star12:29 The Wolf & Owl club night15:46 AI and songs18:29 Wigs and types19:10 Event organisers21:54 The roast of Kevin Hart33:35 Love for Tom34:18 - Magnifying glasses36:29 - Shout outs38:01 - Itchy toilet paper Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

When will people stop sending unsolicited d*ck pics? Will AI help us to really talk to animals? And what animal would Tom most like to talk to? What do Tom and Rom do to relax? And has Tom actually taken Romesh’s sleep advice? Don’t watch this episode while eating pineapple, or any food for that matter…and don’t forget to send your questions, dilemma and voice notes to us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters: 00:00 Intro01:33 Tom’s DMs03:39 Vegan dilemma08:52 Pablo Escobart10:18 Burn out17:52 Play safe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re talking… double corporate gigs, Tom back at Buckingham Palace with The Kings Trust, chats and photos with George Clooney, not being competitive, Rom starting work on his album, Micky drips and arguing with your penis, home Wi-Fi woes, WhatsApp groups vs knocking on doors and an email question about a gift for a retiring teacher. For questions or comments, please email us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com - we’d love to hear from you. Instagram - @wolfowlpod TikTok - @wolfowlpodcast YouTube - www.youtube.com/WolfandOwlPodcast Merch & Mailing List - https://wolfandowlpod.com A Mighty Ranga Production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re talking… being bad at basketball, homework hassles, recycling bin scandals and Tom’s new rubbish dump video, new year social media plans, counting calories and weighing profiteroles, suspicious TikTok food advice, stand-up warm-ups, very loud laughs and a problematic food delivery omission. Plus, a slang challenge quiz for Tom - just how streetwise is he? For questions or comments, please email us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com - we’d love to hear from you. Instagram - @wolfowlpod TikTok - @wolfowlpodcast YouTube - www.youtube.com/WolfandOwlPodcast Merch & Mailing List - https://wolfandowlpod.com/ A Shiny Ranga Production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re talking…. cringeworthy rapping, overenthusiastic hecklers, hen and stag parties, sleep help from the night ninja, spring-clean-itus, the parable of the new neighbour, panel show pilots and celebrity freebies. Plus, email questions on pursuing an ex-boyfriend and finding a compromise with your partner on food treats. For any feedback, questions or comments please email us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com - we’d love to hear from you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re talking…. befriending barbers, having a gardener, restaurant letdowns, noisily enjoying food, making enemies with hypnotists, baby stresses and overdosing on Big Tasty’s. Then, after a quick tot-up of podcast guest appearances, we take a look at some emails on balancing family life with work, a topical debate about wheels and doors, and a heartwarming relationship update. For any feedback, questions or comments please email us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com - we’d love to hear from you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re talking… getting used to wearing jeans again, the mind-blowing genius of zips, personalised cards, buying gifts and unconventional uses for a cheese and onion pasty. Plus our old friends persnickety and Kreme both make a return appearance. For any feedback, questions or comments please email us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com - we’d love to hear from you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Did Romesh wear his banter canon shirt for the UEFA Champions League final? Could Tom be one of the Mitchell brothers? Why did Romesh think he was a bad dad? Will Tom get the chance to be friends with Robert De Niro and how did he perform having to follow the King at The King’s Trust show? Also, as the wolf and owl head closer to 50, they wonder if their best years are behind them? We’ll let you decide! Don’t forget to like and subscribe and get in touch with us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com with your questions, dilemmas and voice notes.A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters: 00:00 Intro02:22 Gentleman Jon03:10 Banter Canon04:11 The wolf and swan06:28 Eric Morecambe series09:12 Nearing 5012:12 Five Guys and Ray Parlour13:14 Tom’s Eastenders fantasy20:27 Arsenal 27:38 Football dads28:44 The UEFA Champions League final39:34 Ladies First43:24 The King’s Trust44:46 Sticks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’re talking… filming the last ever series of ALOTO, dealing with a bad performance (even though it wasn’t), an excessively meat-heavy Chinese feast, samosas and ketchup, mango chutney with absolutely everything, comedian/condiment comparisons, bad meals and how best to complain in a restaurant. Plus, our right to reply on some joke complaints and we answer email questions on Tom’s Rom impressions, a super-strong prostate, the new Southpark character and using real people in our comedy. For questions or comments, please email us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com - we’d love to hear from you. Instagram - @wolfowlpod TikTok - @wolfowlpodcast YouTube - www.youtube.com/WolfandOwlPodcast Merch & Mailing List - https://wolfandowlpod.com A Mighty Ranga Production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices